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| Title: | SUV-n-PickupTruck | | Summary: | A nice SUV, with a bonus Pickup! | | Author: | Phydeoux | | Submitted By: | HansonBot | | Date Submitted: | Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:00 am | | Description: | "Don't worry about silly things such as miles-per-gallons, or environmental friendliness!
What you need to worry about now is how lame you look driving your old car, while all the cool kids have vehicles that are double in size, features, and unused capabilities! "
"What I am offering you right now is a brand new slick SUV! A bit on the large side you say? Well what is also large about this vehicle is the amount of safety you will feel when surrounded by all this car; and also the amount of authority you will fell you have when driving around downtown. Tell those other cars who the boss is and who isn't afraid to run them over! Such a powerful exterior is balanced with a warm comfortable interior."
*buzz*
*buzz*
"Excuse me for a moment please."
"Yeah?"
"Are you serious?"
"Crashing economy?"
"Going under?"
"Efficiency?"
"Gotta get rid of gas-guzzlers?"
"Lay-offs in the near future?"
"Alright."
"Hrm? OH no, there's nothing wrong! Everything's fine! Great actually! Yeah great! Great news! We have a special offer just for you! Buy this new SUV and we'll throw in a brand new hefty duty Pickup Truck for just a small amount extra! No uh, there is no catch!" | | |
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